Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
honey bunches of taint.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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