I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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