I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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