Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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