either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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