Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize