it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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