If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ugly people sure do ruin things
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize