I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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