Can Purell be used as lube?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
you never un-have a 4some
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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