Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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