so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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