I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Found the puke drawer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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