Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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