Can i not drive my cunt home
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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