we're chasing vodka with high fives
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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