I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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