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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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