That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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