ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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