even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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