It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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