I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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