Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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