haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
