You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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