didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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should my penis look like a turkey
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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