SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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