i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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