...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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