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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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