i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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