I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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