I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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