He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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