This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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