spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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