We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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