That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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