your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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