the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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