He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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