I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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