I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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