Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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