haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
