Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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