Do you still have your period?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
try to milk me bitch
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