4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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