Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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