There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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