Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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