I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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