as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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