Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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