He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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