Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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